Terrible Tim Quits | The Nick Di Paolo Show #1834
The Nick DiPaolo Show
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4.7 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 January 2026
⏱️ 63 minutes
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Summary
In this episode, Nick talks about Terrible Tim Quits, NBC Defends Somali Scammers, Trump Warns Venezuelan VP, A Trans Public Masturbator, Swiss Club Owner A Convict, Pharma Proves Capitalism Works and RIP John Mulrooney!
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The Wants Yeah, yeah, boy! |
| 0:21.6 | What up, kids? Happy New Year to you. |
| 0:41.3 | I never understood celebrating New Year. |
| 0:44.3 | How do you know, you know, big party, when you turn, 20, 26, |
| 0:48.3 | how do you know that's not going to be on your tombstone? |
| 0:51.3 | I used to have a bit about that Chris Fowley. |
| 0:54.7 | You just die. |
| 0:55.2 | You know, Chris Fowley had a party hat on about a year ago. |
| 0:58.0 | You know what I mean? |
| 1:01.0 | You don't know. |
| 1:02.0 | It could be the worst year of your life. |
| 1:03.0 | Or the best year, let's say, I don't know. |
| 1:08.0 | A fat girl gives it up for you. |
| 1:10.0 | Long time, no C. I don't know. A fat girl gives it up for you. |
| 1:13.8 | Long time, no C. |
| 1:16.2 | But got the iPad. |
| 1:19.0 | That's what I do, because I'm 60 fucking 3. |
| 1:23.8 | I remember to go into the car and get the Christmas tree that I've been carrying around in the back seat that you put in there. |
| 1:33.6 | I remember to put that in the house before I left, but left the iPad, so I'll be doing the sound effects. Here's one for you. |
| 1:44.6 | Welcome to the live lineup where you get my show, Louder with Crowder and all these other shows. You get them for free, by the way. And I hope my wife's gynecologist is watching because he keeps asking me how to do it. And I go, you're a doctor for fuck's sake. Figure it out. I'm kidding, Dr. Joan. Keep your fingers where they belong. If you wanted ad free, why wouldn't you get Rumble premium? So follow my channel, download the Rumble |
| 2:02.9 | app, and know you did one thing right today. What do we get new text? Nobody tells me about what |
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