Michael, will you be my guardian?

Can this be my living well?

I don't want to start another Google Doc.

["Google Doc"]

Welcome to You Wrong About.

The show where we learned that a story that we thought

was about a woman was actually about everything,

but the actual woman.

Ooh, that's very on theme for today.

Well, it was a big theme in our Anacle Smith episode,

so I feel like we're kind of carrying that over to this.

I am Michael Hobbs.

I'm a reporter for The Huffington Post.

I'm Sarah Marshall, and I'm a writer working

on a book about the Satanic Panic.

Ooh, you can get that out.

I don't know why I did that.

I'm imagining your book like one of those singing

greeting cards that wouldn't open up,

but just makes that sound.

Well, now that you've said that, we can certainly

try an arrangement.

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