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Hey, babe. How are you?

Tell me everything. Isn't life just grand?

It is. It is. It is. I mean, you know, I'm pregnant and, you know, I'm having ongoing drama with my pregnancy. So that's never fun. But I'm learning to let go. So, you know, I've had this sub-corionic hematoma, which is basically a pocket of blood between the baby and your uterus. And, you know, I had this like brown discharge. And I mean, this is probably like way too much for you, I'm sure. and like spotting like you. This is why you're not into vaginas, but anyhow. So they're leaky. And it's anyhow, I had that like a couple of weeks ago. I thought it was healed. Then I graduated from my IVF doc to my OB. The OB did a scan and was like, oh, it's still there. So you may still have discharge.

Of course, it's come back. Then I had some spotting. I don't know. I'm going in today to find out.

I'm 12 weeks pregnant today with my egg donor baby. I have, I'm trying to enjoy it, but I have like

two good weeks and then something happens or 10 good days. So I don't know, David. I'm sort of all over the map. I'm trying to be present and grateful. And it all works out, right? Well, we can only take one day at a time. Actually, they can only take one hour at a time. And, um, a good reminder. You know, life is a bunch of up and downs, isn't it? It's

brutal. And, uh, and these people are upset over Teresa or Melissa. We have real problems here,

people. Um, well, just take it one minute at a time and, um, saying the thoughts of the prayers.

Thank you. I love that you say that. My doctors say the same thing.

Just one day at a time.

I mean, I really honestly hate that saying. I think I'm a control freak. So are you. It's why you're not having a kid. You know, I think this is actually why. Well, first of all, I'm not into vaginas. I find children to be possibly the most hideous form of life on earth.

I hate kids so much.

I actually hate them.

I truly.

And by the way, get your fucking kids away from me.

Get them away from me. Who's keeping you around you?

You go out. Thank God there's no kids in hardly any of the buildings I live in. Here's an old age home in the Hamptons. Keep your kids at your, the screaming, the drooling. You know, you think it's cute. Get them the fuck away from me. But, you know, one day to having, I think we are control freaks.

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