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other episodes at the same time, ad free This is David. Welcome back behind the Velvet Rope. Let's just get right into it today because we're joined by What-It-Oly, Sarah Faragea. Hey, babe. How are you? Tell me everything. Isn't life just grand? It is. It is. It is. I mean, you know, I'm pregnant and, you know, I'm having ongoing drama with my pregnancy. So that's never fun. But I'm learning to let go. So, you know, I've had this sub-corionic hematoma, which is basically a pocket of blood between the baby and your uterus. And, you know, I had this like brown discharge. And I mean, this is probably like way too much for you, I'm sure. And like spotting like you. This're not into vaginas but anyhow so they're leaky and uh it's anyhow I had that like a couple

weeks ago I thought it was healed then I graduated from my IVF doc to my OB the OB did a scan and was like

oh it's still there so you're you may still have discharge of course it's come I had some spotting. I don't know. I'm going in today to find out. I'm 12 weeks pregnant today with my egg donor baby. I have, I'm trying to enjoy it, but I have like two good weeks and then something happens or 10 good days. So I don't know, David. I'm sort of all over the map.

I'm trying to be present and grateful. And it all works out, right?

Well, we can only take one day at a time. Actually, they can only take one hour at a time.

And, you know, life is a bunch of up and downs, isn't it? It's brutal. It's brutal. And these people are upset over Teresa or Melissa. We have real problems here, people. Well, just take it one minute at a time and I'm saying the thoughts of the prayers. Thank you. I love that you say that. My doctors say the same thing. Just one day at a time.

I mean, I really honestly hate that saying. I think I'm a control freak. So are you. It's why you're not having a kid.

You know, I think this is actually why, well, first of all, I'm not into vaginas. I find children to be possibly the most hideous form of life on earth. I, I hate kids so much.

I actually hate them. I truly. And by the way, get your fucking kids away from me. Get them away from

me. I know. Who's keeping her around you in the mountains? You go out, thank God there's no kids in hardly any of the buildings I live in. Here's an old age home in the Hamptons. Keep your kids at your, the screaming, the drooling. You know, you think it's cute. Get them the fuck away from me. But, you know, one day it's half. I think we are control freaks. I am a control freak, but that's why I think I'm so good with death, sickness, like, because what I can't control is just, that's life, baby. That's life. You're so good at it. You're so good at it. You know what my new thing in life is? Well, I'm saying thoughts and prayers. I'm convinced because, like, I'm walking around, you know. Look, Palm Beach and the winter is old. The Hamptons is old, okay? So, like, I don't know what everyone is watching this and that. And Bethany says she left because of the finance pros. But I'm convinced that, like, as I walk around, this is my newest thing in life. I, I will find someone possibly

like when they're 70 and I'm like 65 and they're like widowed. Like you like everyone,

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