Hello everyone. This is the Eiffel Tower podcast. My name is Oliver G. This is a show all about Paris.

It's all about France. Every now and again, I do an episode that's sort of intended to guide you a little

bit about visiting Paris. So I'm specifically speaking to the tourists this week. If you live here,

I think you'll probably still get a laugh out of this one because I have a special guest,

Lena, my wife.

You can follow her online at prison postcards.

I'm going to talk a little bit about who she is halfway through the episode, but the idea

here, a bit of fun, to give you some gentle tips on being a tourist in Paris.

Take it all with a bit of a pinch of salt and be sure to listen to the end when we give you a sort of

colourful task for if you've listened to the whole episode and for how to put a smile on our

faces. As usual, this show is brought to you by Patreon supporters, patreon.com slash the earful

tower. I'm going to get right into it. Let's do it.

Hello, Lena. Hello. How are you feeling today? Great as always. Have I say congratulations

on the new baby? You mean your baby? Our baby. Our baby. Good, good, good.

That's the small talk, Don.

People are here for the list.

Yep.

I think we get straight into it.

And as I said, the idea is you're sort of going to tell me if I'm right, wrong, in between, or pulling people's leg.

Okay.

All right. I'll do my best.

The first one, and there's a mix of stuff here, right?

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