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Television with Vanessa Bayer

In Bed with Nick and Megan


Relationships, Society & Culture

4.44.1K Ratings

🗓️ 10 February 2020

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Comedian and actress Vanessa Bayer gets in bed with Nick and Megan to discuss reality TV, artificial intelligence, and the funniest bits from General Hospital.

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Everybody loves a lover. I'm a lover. Everybody loves me. Anyhow, best how I feel. Wow, I feel just like a poly.


Your coloring is so beautiful. No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's beautiful. Your coloring is beautiful. So is yours, isn't it?


Oh, thanks everybody. Your coloring is something to behold. Thank you much for my child of the autumn. I know. You are an autumn. Actually, what would Nick be? I don't think you are an autumn. I think you're maybe a spring. Wow. Yeah. Yeah, I get so.


So the colors of fertility, what is a winter and the rebirths? Yeah, man, Vanessa, Adams. You're the best season. I agree, especially in terms of fashion. I love like jackets. Don't get me started.


Can't you listen or welcome to our internationally acclaimed podcast about which season you are called in bed with Nick and Megan starring Nick offerman featuring Megan Maloney.


No, no, I'm only a featured player. I'm a podcast that was my idea. You know how it happened because it's Nick and Megan. So clearly he's the lead.


You really turn in some strong supporting. Thank you. I really, that means a lot. I feel like we could enter you into the lead category. Okay, well, let's see. I don't know if I'm ready yet. All right. And then season two of me.


Today though, we have a thrilling special guest star. Vanessa Bayer. What? How do you even guest star? You're the, well, you're the, yeah, you're the guest star.


Or do you want an and as and Vanessa Bayer as the guest star? Yeah, we can do that and introducing. Yeah, I'm introducing that was probably negotiated and I probably I just didn't read the story. I'll bring you the contract.


We'll see. And the cost is they say. So Vanessa, of course you guys know and love from Saturday Night Live. Was it seven?


Seven years. Yes, I've been seeing. I'll never forget the second that I first saw you in person. So I didn't know we're in a year.


Huge fan of yours on the show. Never dreamed I would be so lucky as to. Oh my gosh. And in person. We were at an NBC up friends.


Yeah, so it was like a party afterward in a restaurant. We were upstairs in the restaurant. And we had found a little corner where sitting in a little corner and there are a couple of other SNL people sitting there.


And we introduced ourselves and we thought, oh, this is good because we wanted to get out of the fray. And I saw you were walking toward us with.


I mean, we were sitting with a couple of guys from SNL and here you come walking towards with a giant tray of food. And I mean, it was big and there was a heavy lot of food on it.


And you were kind of like slightly hunched over like the crazy like washer woman. I didn't really know what's happening. And I immediately.


I was like, what are you doing? She was like, well, I said I'd get food.


It was such a good first impression. What a great introduction. She's such a nice person.


I think I also wanted food. So it was like, this is for everybody. By the way, I just got this water bottle.


I'd say the best beaker BKR. I saw I saw years and then I bought one.


Yeah, what thing is I'm not trying to burn them hard to fit in your.


Oh, it doesn't fit in the car. You bring it for it's for life different for car.


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