Teeny Meanie Bonus Clip: Who's Your Bestie, B*tch?
Elvis Duran and the Morning Show ON DEMAND
Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts
4.7 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 2 December 2025
⏱️ 17 minutes
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Summary
In this mini-episode of the pod, Lisa, Nick, and Celia break down why the whole “who’s my best friend?” panic is just insecurity in a wig - or in Nick’s case, a toupee! From rotating BFFs daily to worrying a meme means “OMG, she thinks we’re soulmates,” the crew digs into why grown adults cling to labels instead of connection. If you’re treating friendship like The Bachelor, maybe the problem isn’t your friends… it’s you.
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| 0:00.0 | This is an I-Heart podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:04.5 | Lisa Lampinelli is not a licensed therapist or life coach. |
| 0:07.9 | She is a meddling advice giving Yenta and know it all. |
| 0:10.3 | And her words come from her head, her heart, and often out of her ass. |
| 0:13.7 | This podcast should not be misconstrued as therapy. |
| 0:16.0 | It should be ticking with a huge grain of salt for entertainment purposes only. |
| 0:21.0 | Lisa. You need help purposes only. Lisa. |
| 0:22.2 | You need help. |
| 0:24.1 | You're the problem. |
| 0:28.4 | Oh, come on. |
| 0:30.8 | Calm down. |
| 0:33.2 | Go rehab. |
| 0:35.6 | Take a bail. |
| 0:38.8 | I think you're insane. |
| 0:41.5 | Do what I say, dumb ass. |
| 0:45.7 | Listen to me. |
| 0:48.7 | Oh, fuck you. |
| 0:50.7 | Hey, everybody, it's Lisa Lampanelli here on Shrink This, A little mini episode of the podcast for you to tied you over to season two. Oh yeah, season two. Yeah, what do we got? We got who? Who's here with us today? Wyatt's. It's me, baby. You know what it is. No, be normal. All right. It's Nick Scoppa Letty. No one cares. |
| 1:11.8 | Follow me on Instagram and TikTok at Nick Scopes. |
| 1:14.2 | You know what it is, boy? |
| 1:15.4 | Yeah. |
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