Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2014)

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4.5 • 3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2014

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

Platinum Dunes Studios has released more franchise reboots than original films, attempting to update horror classics Friday the 13th, The Amityville Horror, and Texas Chainsaw Massacre for a new generation. Their latest reboot is of a totally different sort--Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! Can producer Michael Bay bring his Transformers toyetic touch to the Turtles? Join Stuart, Arnie, and Jakob in this final TMNT review to find out!

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0:00.0	Four Turtles.
0:04.0	Four Brothers.
0:08.0	Genetically reborn in the sewers of New York.
0:13.0	Named after the great Renaissance masters.
0:18.0	And trained as ninja.
0:31.0	Welcome to now playing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
0:35.0	Retro-specative series.
0:37.0	Do the do-da-t's major league butt-gaking is back in town.
0:41.0	Starring our podcast hosts on the half-shell, Jacob.
0:45.0	He's low in his scum.
0:47.0	He gives scum a bad name.
0:49.0	Of course he does, that's why I hired him.
0:51.0	Yes, too.
0:53.0	Arnie.
0:54.0	A nine-year-old trapped in a man's body.
0:56.0	And Stewart.
0:57.0	I'm being punished, Anna.
1:05.0	Join us at nowplayingbawcast.com each week for a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles review.
1:11.0	This is time for a little cultural exchange.
1:17.0	This podcast will contain detailed plot spoilers and mild language.
1:22.0	Righteous!
1:25.0	Sheminova.
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