Few of things that are either irrational or for good reason to freak people out.

Being blinded. For some reason, I've always paranoid. I don't want to be blind.

I don't want to be blind, but I'm not worried about it.

QuickSand.

Sure.

Tight places, claustrophobic.

Family finding out I'm gay.

Oh.

Home invasion, burning to death, being stabbed, being raped raped or having my face ripped off by an angry

chimpanzee that's fair another person says ventriloquist dolls an elevator falling

guys i'm afraid of needles uh wasps bees being alone for the rest of my life.

Here you go, Ted. Clowns, hate them.

Deepwater ocean where you can't see the bottom.

Yep.

Losing my teeth.

Another one says staircases where you can see through the steps and spiral staircases where you can see straight to the ground.

Yeah, my wife does not like spiral staircases.

What about staircases that are all the same stair? What do you mean? Like big ones. And there's no designing feature. You know what I mean? Like the wood ones or whatever. And like the ones across the street in Columbia Tower? Yeah, those are kind of wide enough. But like, I don't know. You know what to be honest, I just have a weird fear about falling downstairs. So like, right? I mean, this, like, whenever I'm at that light rail station, like, you'll always catch me kind of like on the right side with like my hands slightly on the railing. Yeah, and I don't know, like, I haven't fallen down a bunch of stairs, but I'm always kind of worried about it. I'm a fast guy to the left, but it does amaze me how many people go down those cement stairs at the light rail, just staring at their phone. I mean, they don't look up, man. And I'm like, bro, look, I'm not going to feel bad for you if you fall. But as a piece of advice, wait until you get to the bottom to look at the phone, man. Correct. Yeah. A couple more escalators. This is very specific.

Having a car accident on a bridge. Wait until you get to the bottom to look at the phone, man. Correct. Yeah. A couple more escalators.

This is very specific.

Having a car accident on a bridge, careening off the bridge, landing in the water, can't escape them out of my car and drowning.

Okay.

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