All right, let's see. Here we've got a couple birthdays brought you by men's room roasted red salsa from San Juan Salt's Company.

Dip responsibly. All right, all the bitches. Parker is turning to and has been a loyal listener since day one.

Her new favorite thing is to say, Ola, when you guys answer a call. We'll see if the Bachelas comes naturally in the next few years.

It will. Can she please get a little kid fish sandwich, a few dad jokes from Miles, and Coach Ted hyping her up to bounce in her inflatable princess castle this weekend. Hope to see you guys out at a world tour stop or down at Chambers Bay. Go Ravens. Lots of love from the dad known as Gibby. Just real quick. Your daughter's too, and she likes to say, Ola. Years ago, got an email from a guy whose son was three, and I believe they were at a Mariners game. It was some place in a public bathroom, but it is very crowded. His kid is installed. And on repeat, this kid is screaming, Ola, bitch, Ola! Over and over at the top of his lungs.

So it's going to happen.

Just letting you know.

Fish, silence.

All right, kids, too.

I'm letting her rip.

They don't know these jokes.

She knows Ola.

What would an Australian say to a beekeeper

who was acting up?

What would an Australian

say to a beekeeper

who was acting up?

I don't know.

Beehive.

Oh.

Oh, behive.

What's a stripper's favorite automotive brand?

The probe?

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