Ted Looks For The Streak

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

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Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2025

⏱️ 4 minutes

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Ted vs the FCC

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0:00.0	Coming up at 508, we will drink and toast the weekend with a shot of the day.
0:04.0	But in the meantime, it's time to go back in time to the last time that we played Ted versus the FCC.
0:08.5	So if we could, let's go back in time.
0:11.1	Time, time.
0:14.0	Ted can't quit Coke.
0:15.8	He sorts Coke, sucks Coke, sits, shifts, sits, cuts, cuts, shakes, shifts, sits, and shouts, I can't cut Coke. Sits. Shifts. Sits. Cuts. Shakes. Shifts. Sits. Sits. And shouts. I can't cut Coke on the clock. What a crock.
0:27.0	Three so fast. Ted can't quit Coke. He storts Coke. Sucks Coke. Sucks. Cokes. Sifts. Sits. And shouts. I can't cut Coke on the clock, what a crock.
0:37.5	1.
0:38.5	Ted can't quit Coke.
0:40.5	He storts Coke, sucks Coke.
0:42.2	Sits, shifts, sits, cuts, shakes, shifts, sits, and shouts, I can't cut coke on the clock.
0:47.7	What a crock.
0:48.7	Ted can't quit Coke.
0:50.5	He storts coke, sucks coke, sucks, cokes, socks, sits, shifts, sits, cuts, shakes, shift, sits, and shouts, I can't cut coke on the clock.
0:57.7	Oh, there you go.
1:00.3	Another win.
1:01.4	It's ten horses again.
1:02.7	All right, let's do it again.
1:03.8	And now, everyone's favorite daytime game show, where one person could lose $325,000.
1:13.6	And their job, or win, and walk away with nothing.
1:19.6	It's time for Ted versus the FCC.
1:23.6	Oh, wow.
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