happens here. She sits down at dinner, we get a warning sign and a warning sign we did need

because to quote her at some point in the story, I woke up to police because I got knocked out.

Now she's going to get sent home for this obviously because he finds it to be gross.

Hello, you cheap eyes. Now I'm just kidding. It's bad TV. Welcome to bad TV. Today is episode

one of season 25 of Zach's Law Ventura, 27 of Zach's Law Ventura. It's the bachelor. It's me,

Dylan, and I'm souted up next to one Pat Hickey. Hey, thanks for coming in here. We've got a

lot of new listeners. You're welcome. A lot of new listeners coming from all the different

collaborations we've been doing. And this is just going to be a little sample of the bachelor

for them. Just I want to explain how it works. Yeah, that's a great point because to any new listeners

that we've got from the unbelievable people we've been communing with of late,

pink shade, escaped a reality, the reality gaze. Welcome to bad TV. We love you very much.

Don't be cheap. Oh, Pat, go ahead. Oh, yeah, yeah. So look, we want you to pay for the full length

version of our recap of this. But in the meantime, if you don't want to pay us and you're still trying

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you'll get to test drive us with our coverage of summer house on this feed, our coverage of love

after lockup on this feed, our coverage of love, love is blind after the altar on this feed.

Well, you know, we're giving a lot way a lot of stuff for free here, Matt. I don't know why they

make these weed things so difficult to open. It's like, do you know how dumb a kid is? No, it's

look like they're not going to open. You can take like 15 measures down and I promise you a kid

will not open. They're tricky little fuckers. I sustained a fucking life threatening a cut in my

finger trying to open up a pack of batteries. I don't know what they're trying to do these days.

Well, it's packing. Yeah, it's just nuts. All right. Well, you work on that. So head on over to

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