Hey, guys. It's a podcast. Here we are. It's amazing, man. I've been wanting to do this for so long.

I'm Devin Sebald, and I'm so happy you guys could join me because this podcast is called

Crying in My Car, which is what I probably did all afternoon.

And I have a live studio audience of none.

I just have special effects here, as you heard.

But I do have my Mixmaster extraordinaire in the house of me, Mr. Mike Lee.

Hey, how are you, man?

Yeah.

Now, I'm a teacher.

You're not.

I figured this would be a good dynamic because teachers talk to teachers.

And teachers basically just gripe all the time.

And they kind of understand each other.

Right.

And really what my aim is is to pass the pain onto you.

Great.

I can't wait for that.

I just want to make sure that I'm, the teachers aren't the only one suffering.

You don't want to be miserable alone.

No, I notice that you're a bachelor now.

You have a really nice pad here that I came over to this house, this beautiful house.

And I just want you to just stay awake at night a little longer.

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