Team-talk mythology & the stickers of European toilet cubicles: The listeners' loves & hates

Football Cliches

Tom Whiter

Sports, Football, Soccer

4.9 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 30 April 2026

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Adam Hurrey, Charlie Eccleshare and David Walker entertain this month's listener entries for Mesut Haaland Dicks, as the Clichés faithful nominate their niche footballing fascinations and irritations. Among the selections are the mythical status of the half-time team talk, a listener's transcontinental toilet-cubicle sleuthing, nearby fans who state the obvious for 90 minutes and the minor things that instantly shatter the elite-level feel of a professional football match. Play the new Happy Hunting Grounds daily quiz at games.footballcliches.com Sign up for Dreamland, the new members-only Football Clichés experience, to access our exclusive show and much more: https://dreamland.footballcliches.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	We are Vortex
0:02.0	I wish that I could win
0:05.0	Vortex
0:06.0	Vortex
0:07.0	We're my hobby fast
0:08.0	I'm gonna win at last
0:10.0	We are Vortexcom
0:12.0	And we've given away millions of pounds of prizes
0:14.0	We've recently just given away
0:16.0	quarter of a million pounds to Hannah from Trio Ed
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0:25.6	Cheese and Cesar Play, no purchase necessary.
0:27.7	Vortex, vortex, vortex.
0:30.1	How am I going to figure this out of this month?
0:31.9	So many bills.
0:33.1	Kids lunch is at school.
0:34.6	They need any new car.
0:36.4	And gas and electric. 25 pounds. That's any new car. Gas and electric.
0:38.0	25 pounds.
0:38.8	...internet, 25 pounds.
0:40.4	...theirte 20...
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