Teaching the Tirlet a Lesson

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3.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 7 June 2025

⏱️ 31 minutes

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Buckle up for a wild ride with Opie and a star-studded lineup including Carl Ruiz, Craig Gass, Waka Flocka, Mark Normand, Artie Lange, Louis CK, and more! This episode of Comedy Quick Hits dives into hilarious rants on Girl Scout cookie-flavored weed, overrated ribs, sushi that’s still wiggling, and why Chinese people “don’t laugh.” From betting on Duke to teaching the toilet who’s boss, no topic is off-limits—whether it’s smoothie guilt, Trump as your coworker, or why dinosaurs can F off. Laugh till you cry (no crying in comedy!) with bits on bathroom humor, M&Ms in the bedroom, and Katy Perry blasting into space.

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