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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, Daily News, News

4.4 • 13.5K Ratings

🗓️ 29 August 2025

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Running down some of the fights Donald Trump has gotten into with... everyone, everywhere, all at once. Desi Lydic covers Trump's announcement that the U.S. would "take over" the Gaza strip. Jordan Klepper unpacks Trump's disputes with both sides during his belated attempts to end the Russia / Ukraine war on day one. Desi takes a look at Trump's international relations with various international visits to the White House. Jon Stewart tries to explain Trump's heel turn on Ukraine with help from professional wrestling. Ronny Chieng checks in on Greenland after Trump threatened invasion, looks at his strange claims about South Africa, and Trump's on and off trade wars. Klepper follows Trump's adventures through the middle east. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:30.7	You're listening to talk about.
0:52.6	And I'm not going to let Donald Trump distract me with some crazy new idea.
0:57.0	This morning, a stunning proposal from an American president.
1:00.3	Donald Trump with the Israeli prime minister by his side, declaring that the U.S. will take
1:05.5	over the Gaza Strip.
1:06.9	The U.S. will take over the Gaza Strip.
1:09.3	We'll own it.
1:09.9	Oh, no. The U.S. will take over the Gaza Strip. We'll own it.
1:24.1	Okay.
1:26.1	Let me just ask, what?
1:28.3	And also what? President Trump made a surprising suggestion last night during a press conference
1:32.3	with Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
1:35.3	The United States, he said, should take over the war-torn Gaza Strip
1:39.3	and redevelop it into something like a seaside resort.
1:42.3	We have an opportunity to do something that could be phenomenal.
1:48.0	And I don't want to be cute. I don't want to be a wise guy, but the Riviera of the Middle East.
1:53.0	What the f***?
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