TDS Time Machine | The Trump-Epstein Saga

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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From the moment Trump brought up the idea of declassifying the Epstein files, the president has been under pressure to explain his relationship with the pedophile financier. Here's a deep dive into Donald Trump's history with Jeffrey Epstein. Get caught up on Elon's Epstein bomb, FBI chief Kash Patel stating this case was "not his lane," and MAGA demanding answers from the president. As more information comes to light about Trump's history with Jeffrey Epstein, the president breaks up with his MAGA supporters, gets called out for "bawdy" doodles to the financier in a birthday card, and finds a new distraction in former President Barack Obama. Plus, the DOJ reaches out to convicted sex trafficker Ghislaine Maxwell and informs Donald Trump he's in the Epstein files. America learns that Pam Bondi's DOJ informed Donald Trump he was in the Epstein files back in May 2025, MAGA Karens and the QAnon Shaman demand answers, and folksy GOP loyalists use their twang to defend the president’s questionable past. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome fellow mystery lovers to a brand new season of Only Murders in the Building on Disney Plus.
0:06.4	These people can be killers.
0:08.4	Settle in for a tale of mobsters and murder.
0:11.3	We've assumed murder.
0:13.1	We'll be joined by Killer Special guests, Meryl Streep.
0:16.5	Let's talk murder.
0:17.7	And René Zellwiger.
0:19.3	Oh.
0:20.1	Please tell me you recorded that.
0:21.9	Only murders in the building.
0:23.8	New season, now streaming, exclusively on Disney Plus.
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0:30.9	The Monopoly game at McDonald's is back.
0:33.6	There's over two million pounds worth of cash prizes to be won.
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1:02.7	As with Joe Biden struggling in the polls,
1:04.4	Donald Trump is already making plans to once again take on the Washington swamp.
1:07.5	In a recent interview with Fox News,
1:09.0	he promised to stop by exposing all the things the deep state doesn't want you to know.
1:13.6	Well, almost all the things.
1:16.6	Some people think that one way to build trust is to declassify things.
1:21.6	If you were president, would you declassify, you can answer yes or no to these.
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