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In some social media news, if you're a pre-teen in Florida watching clips of this show on TikTok, you're about to be in a world of trouble.

We turn out to a social media showdown in Florida. Governor Rhonda Santa signing a bill banning children under 14 from having their own social media accounts.

If this law holds, Florida will have one of the most restrictive social media bans in the country.

The new measure bars social media accounts for children

under the age of 14 and requires parental consent for 15 and 16-year-olds. It also

mandates that social media platforms search for and remove the profiles of kids who

don't meet the age requirement. This makes me so mad.

This asshole Ronda Santis might have done something I agree with.

I mean, what is it say about me?

I don't know what this says about me.

I do think maybe this law isn't a bad idea.

I think we can all agree that social media is a nightmare for kids.

It increases their risk of depression.

It exposes them to predators.

It harms concentration.

It gives you a wildly unrealistic expectation of how easy it is to prepare meals.

Just throw in the potatoes, some scallions, some boiling water, a couple of fast eddies.

Voila, a beautiful dinner, and your entire family loves you.

You're a great father.

No, it's not that easy.

It turns out there's a lot of prep work.

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