TDS Time Machine | March Madness
The Daily Show: Ears Edition
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4.2 • 14.2K Ratings
🗓️ 5 April 2025
⏱️ 40 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley Season 1. |
| 0:09.1 | Every time I hear about my dad is, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil. |
| 0:13.7 | I was becoming the bridge between Jeremy Scott and the son he'd never known. |
| 0:18.5 | At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer. |
| 0:21.2 | Listen to new episodes of Bone Valley Season 2, starting April 9th on the I Heart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. |
| 0:31.3 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:37.1 | A lot. As you hear it. |
| 0:40.3 | As you heard earlier, March Madness. |
| 0:45.3 | This is March Madness, our yearly national orgy of college basketball. |
| 0:49.3 | My pick for the finals, I think Michigan State is going to get Duke. |
| 0:57.8 | That's right, the Spartans are going to get them Duke, boys. |
| 1:01.7 | But there are those who wish basketball could return to a purer time. |
| 1:05.7 | Jason Jones has more. |
| 1:07.8 | Sports entrepreneur Don Moose Lewis is a dreamer, hoping to strike gold with a brand new venture. |
| 1:14.2 | The All-American Basketball Alliance is an alternative brand to the NBA. |
| 1:20.8 | Today's professional basketball. |
| 1:22.7 | But to take on the NBA, you need a hook. |
| 1:25.9 | We're using all- white American-born players. |
| 1:28.3 | Wait, go back. |
| 1:29.3 | All-white? |
| 1:31.3 | All-white. |
| 1:32.3 | To play and coach. |
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