TDS Time Machine | Jordan Klepper Fingers the Pulse: Moscow Tools

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

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🗓️ 9 March 2026

⏱️ 25 minutes

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As Vladimir Putin continues his gritty reboot of the Soviet Union, he's getting a surprising amount of help from the party once led by Reagan. In this 2024 special, "Jordan Klepper Fingers the Pulse: Moscow Tools," Klepper speaks to foreign affairs experts, possible Russian assets, and the Prime Minister of Russia's neighbor, Estonia, to find out whether Republicans have become the Kremlin's most useful idiots. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	My name is Sherlock Holmes.
0:02.0	It's an unusual name.
0:03.0	Introducing Young Sherlock, a new Guy Ritchie series.
0:07.0	What game are we playing today?
0:09.0	Discover the origins.
0:10.0	It's cleaving. Those days are surely behind me.
0:12.0	Of crime's most iconic mind.
0:14.0	There has been a break-in.
0:17.0	Astoned. You should be a detective.
0:19.0	Starring Hero finds Tiffin, Donald Finn and Colin Firth.
0:22.5	If you start wearing a hat like that, I will no longer be friends with you.
0:25.9	Young Sherlock, new original series. Watch now only on Prime Video.
0:30.8	You're listening to Comedy Central.
0:32.6	You're listening to Comedy Central. Minestonia.
0:57.0	They're trying to fight the Russians.
1:01.0	Do you have any more camo?
1:07.0	No? Okay, that's cool.
1:10.0	Are you using all these leaves? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's cool. We're just, are you using all these leaves?
1:12.6	Yeah, yeah.
1:13.6	Yeah, okay, sorry.
1:14.6	The crawling, the crawling helps the leaves, it looks like you're a moving bush.
1:18.6	Yeah, yeah, no, I got it, I got it, yeah. He said He said He
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