4.8 • 843 Ratings
🗓️ 16 September 2011
⏱️ 65 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome to the Dork Forest. |
0:05.0 | Jackie and her pals will never bore us. |
0:08.3 | Shameless confessions about our obsessions will make us laugh and smile. |
0:14.7 | So let's explore the Dork Forest and Dork down for a while. |
0:21.5 | You just told us not to talk. |
0:23.6 | I didn't hear the exact opposite of what you just instructed us to do. |
0:26.9 | This is the beginning. |
0:28.0 | This is it. |
0:28.5 | Me swearing the word saying the word, fuck. |
0:30.6 | I just found out that Andy's aunt, my aunt by marriage, is listening. |
0:34.2 | Hi, Norme. |
0:34.8 | How you doing out there in Memphis? |
0:36.7 | Excellent. |
0:37.4 | Memphis. I'm from Memphis. |
0:38.4 | Are you from Memphis? Well, it's lovely. Norma's there, and she introduced me. She gave me my first |
0:43.1 | feng shui book. Hey, let's not go there. Let's talk about the credits. Welcome to the Dork |
0:47.3 | Forest fans, people. Well, you know the website's Jackie Gation.com, the dorkforest.com. We're on iTunes. You could review it. You could, uh, the donation button. |
0:55.3 | Yeah, you could use that if you wanted to. |
0:57.2 | Whatever. If you want a Ranger the Dork Forest t-shirt or a CD or a magnet, |
1:03.4 | uh, you should buy those on the merch page. |
1:07.2 | This, uh, this is starting out auspiciously. |
1:09.5 | Uh, you know Patrick, who fixes the audio. |
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