TCND: Welding and other Pretentiousness (Baby Animal Sounds!) [The Comedian Next Door]

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🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Hello, Friendly Neighbor!

First of all, there are a lot of baby noises on this episode--so if you DON'T want to hear Bridger being delightful, turn back now. You have been warned!

Later: A young man dropped out of welding school in order to go to seminary and become a minister. What does the table think about that???

Email us at [email protected] to tell us if you ever wanted to become a welder.

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0:00.0	Welcome to the podcast.
0:03.6	Come be part of the conversations that happen around my kitchen table.
0:17.3	He's John Branion and he's been a stand-up comic for more than 30 years.
0:21.0	She's Amanda McKinney and she's been my daughter for her whole life.
0:25.0	Our family believes laughter is a gift from God. We often discover it while discussing
0:29.1	culture, faith, and family. So go ahead and pull up a chair, neighbor. Can I call you Carl?
0:34.1	There's plenty of room here for you.
0:37.0	What? I pushed the... What did you do? Sorry. She's multitasking right now. I'm trying to nurse a baby. I pulled the... Remember when you yelled at me for talking too early? Let's do this. And so this week, I was waiting for you to bring the music down slowly so I could start talking at the correct time. You just shut it off. I was trying to pull up the microphones. I didn't even have my headphones on yet. I was still in the process of settling. She doesn't need us. That's going to sound dumb. It's going to be like a second and a half of complete dead air. Yeah. That's all right. Perfect. Is it? You couldn't even hear me? No, the microphones weren't up. You couldn't even hear me griping about you,
0:54.6	shutting the music on? there. But that's all right. Perfect. Is it? You couldn't even hear me?
1:08.3	No, the microphones weren't up. You couldn't even hear me griping about you shutting the music off? Well, yeah, like when you started talking. Should we start over? Should we just start over this podcast? I already did. I turned the music back up, brought it back down. We're good. Okay. It sounds great now. you can't hear now Bridger's yanking on your headphones
1:10.4	oh he wants to say something
1:12.1	Richard We're good. Okay. It sounds great now. You can't hear. Now Bridger's yanking on your headphones.
1:29.7	Oh, he wants to say something.
1:31.4	Richard say something.
1:33.6	He's not going to say it.
1:35.6	Say it.
1:36.2	Say it.
1:38.8	Who's the baby?
1:39.7	He's just going to read.
1:40.7	Who's a baby?
1:42.3	Me.
1:45.0	Who's the baby? Me. Who's the mama? Mama.
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