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The Commercial Break

TCB Infomercial: Reggie Watts

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2024

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Episode #617: The iconic Reggie Watts did the unthinkable: he returned to The Commercial Break! This conversation is absolutely bonkers amazing and so quintessentially Reggie. Reggie is BACK! We love people who are smarter than us New Brew Reggie on the road A festival for people who hate festivals Reggie’s love life Being poly Relationship communication Connections! Reggie’s cool life Partying Shaman-ing Some deep shit, with Reggie Watts Again, we are not in Florida. Special Guest: Reggie Watts Watch Reggie’s Special Reggie’s Book: Great Falls, MT Follow Reggie on Instagram Reggie on Tour Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

And if you want the sound of a snake constantly hissing, but never taking a breath,

0:08.0

then get a roll in space echo and use that on your recordings. He's like, breathe, just breathe.

0:18.0

Just fucking breathe.

0:20.0

And I hate doing that to a snake.

0:26.0

Yeah, because they're whatever. It's just a snake.

0:32.0

Turns out snakes know how to do whatever it's just a snake turns out snakes know how to do circular breathing

0:37.0

It's like if you look their nostrils are like just puffing a little bit here and there's like you don't have to impress me you're already impressive you know

0:46.0

on this episode of the Commercial Break.

0:53.0

Well, meow, meow, cats and kittens, fancy seeing you here on a Saturday.

0:58.0

So you've decided to press play and now you're wondering why is there a Saturday episode of the commercial break?

1:03.0

Well, you see, a few weeks ago, Chrissy and I sat down and spend hours here in the studio in an effort to solve a problem we've been having.

1:10.0

The problem, how do we drive ourselves and you even more crazy? The only reasonable solution put out additional episodes of the commercial break.

1:18.0

Sure I'm one glass of milk away from my deathbed.

1:21.0

Chrissy's still recovering from Memphis. there's great college football games on.

1:24.1

You're probably spending any waking time

1:26.0

you have away from that miserable job,

1:27.5

looking forward to pre-game it tonight

1:29.2

to go out with the girls.

1:30.3

And your kids haven't been fed,

1:31.4

and little Johnny needs to do his homework.

1:33.0

Ignore all that because today a promise was kept.

1:36.0

A man honored his agreements and the TCB universe as we know it

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