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The Commercial Break

TCB Infomercial: Kelsey Cook

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 October 2024

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

Episode #609: Kelsey Cook joins Bryan & Krissy to talk about her come up in the industry, getting horny for airports, and foosball hustling. Kelsey Cook Vasectomies Hot jizzin’ dude Kelsey’s comedy journey College cafeteria comedy The Seattle scene Suckling off the teat of power Being a foosball hustler Horny for an airport Getting sober Our good friend Kelsey Cook! We are NOT going to be at Dania Beach Special Guest: Kelsey Cook Watch Kelsey’s Special “The Hustler”  Kelsey’s Podcast “Pretend Problems” Follow Kelsey on Instagram Kelsey on Tour Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

iPhone 16 Pro is here with cinematic slow motion and the power of Apple intelligence

0:06.2

Plus stay connected and busy crowds with E E's enhanced 5G

0:10.3

It's so bad

0:11.5

Come on guys let's get to the front.

0:13.6

Film the band!

0:14.6

That video is wicked!

0:16.5

The new iPhone 16 Pro on a UK's best network.

0:20.7

Search EE iPhone.

0:22.4

Available on All-rounder and Full Works Plan in 5G standalone ready areas.

0:25.0

Verify best network at EE.

0:27.0

K slash claims.

0:28.0

Apple Intelligence coming December 2024.

0:30.0

High school I went to, our mascot was the Black Hawks.

0:33.0

And it takes a linguistic specialist to tell the difference between somebody saying,

0:38.0

Black Hawks? And black kis?

0:45.0

kis?

0:48.0

And let me tell you, it was pretty wild growing up,

0:50.0

going to football games,

0:52.0

and watching a dozen

0:53.1

cheerleaders shout to a stand of parents.

0:56.5

We love Black Hawks, yes we do, we love

0:59.5

Blackhawks, how about you? Yeah. On this episode of the commercial break.

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