TCB Infomercial: Jay Pharoah

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 24 September 2024

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

Episode #605: We’re talking to SNL alum Jay Pharoah, and finding out who Jared really is! Justin Timberlake’s DUI Jay’s Special: Jared Mempho Gettin’ chomped by a kangaroo Death by turkey Jay’s Australian accent Getting flown out by Drake Not cock blocking your parents AI instagirls Disconnecting Recording at shows A tender story! Jared The Quiz With Balls Game Show hosting Steve Harvey SING Special Guest: Jay Pharoah Watch Jay’s Special “Jared” on September 22nd Watch “The Quiz With Balls” on Hulu Follow Jay on Instagram Jay on Tour Olympic Highlights w Becky G Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB Follow Us: IG: @thecommercialbreak TikTok: @tcbpodcast YT: youtube.com/thecommercialbreak www.tcbpodcast.com Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	We are all messed up and no matter how messed up you think you are
0:05.5	There's always somebody more fucked up than you. You understand? That's real talk
0:11.9	Real talk On this episode of the commercial break
0:19.2	it's like when you get on Instagram now you don't know if the girl is real or not you don't know if that's a art
0:25.4	you don't know she's artificial intelligence or if you don't know if she was born from the from the sack
0:30.8	you don't know if she came from the sack know if she came from imagination. You don't know anymore.
0:35.8	From the quantum computer. I'm talking about the embryonic sack. That's I'm talking about I mean I wasn't speaking
0:45.3	on my sacks I was speaking on the embryo stack that's what I was talking about
0:53.0	the next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:57.0	Oh yeah, cats and kittens, welcome back to the commercial break.
1:03.4	I'm Brian Green.
1:04.4	This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show,
1:06.8	Kristen Joy Holy, best to you, Chris.
1:08.8	Best to you, Brian.
1:09.8	The best to you out there in the podcast universe.
1:11.8	Thanks for joining us as we lead up into our live
1:16.1	events next week. Skittin'in' Skippid' Duda, bibbibbap-a-de-boo-de-boo-boo-e-boo. I'm picturinguring more like a skin. Yeah, more like a slam into the back of the improv.
1:26.0	Stumble our way into an empty room. Talk for a couple of hours. Get drunk, and pretend it never happened.
1:34.0	That's like Justin Timberlake.
1:37.0	We're recording, as we're recording, we're finding out the breaking news
1:41.0	that Justin Timberlake has avoided any responsibility in his drunk driving case.
1:45.0	And his lawyer had big geographical challenges as he had to walk two blocks down the street.
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