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The Commercial Break

TCB Classic: WWZD??

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

53.2K Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2025

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

EP835: It's fall break and a TCB Classic is the perfect compliment to your kids driving you crazy! In the questions today? WWZD (What Would Zan Do?) is an event put on by TCB favorite PUA, Zan Perrion. In this episode from 2023, the duo review a rather lengthy video of Zan sharing about his seasonal depression, falling book sales and his "whatever" chakras. It's peak Zan! TCB Tunes: My Starbuks Boyfriend Watch the ORIGINAL EP #437 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram:  ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Welcome fellow mystery lovers to a brand new season of Only Murders in the Building on Disney Plus.

0:06.4

These people can be killers.

0:08.4

Settle in for a tale of mobsters and murder.

0:11.3

We've assumed murder.

0:13.1

We'll be joined by Killer Special guests, Meryl Streep.

0:16.5

Let's talk murder.

0:17.7

And René Zellwiger.

0:19.3

Oh.

0:20.1

Please tell me you recorded that. Only Mur in the building. New season, now streaming, exclusively on Disney Plus. 18 plus subscription required tis and sees apply. If I get my kid a phone, I'll be able to keep in touch with them all the time. They'll be on it all the time. He could walk to school by himself. She could see something she shouldn't. You could chat with grandma. Friends, trolls. They can access anything on the internet. They can access anything on the internet. So, should I give my kid a phone? Growing up with phones isn't always easy. Introducing EE SAFE-Sys. Sims that help moderate usage and shield harmful content on any smartphone.

0:55.5

Choose EEC for Sims.

0:57.5

Only on the UK's Best Network.

0:59.2

To verify best network, see e.e.com. UK slash claims.

1:04.6

I walked in the door to grab a latte.

1:09.8

I paid $ dollars hurt Arianna

1:12.1

Grand A but then I saw him and his big doll I felt my knees weak here came the

1:18.7

brain fall and though I'm not gay you make me feel that way. I hope it never ends.

1:29.6

My new Starbucks boyfriend.

1:38.7

All my toes curl, all the feels come.

1:42.2

My world of gold, you are my my shining sun we love to talk sports and

1:47.2

swimming pools you like the patio i like the bar stools and we spill tea and we crochet

1:54.5

the other tables might think we're gay i don't really care i hope it never ends You're my best Starbucks boyfriend And though we're still straight You make me feel a certain way

2:18.1

I hope it never ends

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