TCB Classic: Pauly Couch Cushions!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 1 August 2025

⏱️ 56 minutes

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TCB Merch Drop Happens August 8th, 2025 : www. shopTCBpocast.com EP805: Blue has a bad case of blood coming out of...everywhere. So TCB takes a break to care for the puppy. So, a TCB Classic is on deck! TCB Classic: Bryan finds a NEWER and younger Frankie B and the TCB world takes a collective gasp! Could this be the replacement we hoped might never happen?? It just might be. Pauly Couch Cushions is one lug nut of a human and he's giving guys bad dating advice...of course. This is a can't miss episode as a new era of TCB is born! Watch EP #805 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits & TCB Tunes: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green. Rights Reserved To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I saw you in then the VIP bottle service in Hennessy.
0:05.0	My heart went crazy, it skipped a beat.
0:08.0	I thought that you could be with me.
0:10.0	I walk over to you. We lock eyes.
0:13.0	You're my wife and I realize.
0:15.0	You're with my friend and it's no surprise.
0:18.0	Watching you too makes my flag rise.
0:20.0	I have a cut, cut, cut crush on you. flag rise i have a cut cut crush on you i have a cut cut crush on you
0:24.7	i hide in the closet and let you do what you do i have a cut cut crush on you so baby grab your phone
0:34.0	start to swipe we need to spend some time getting it right I don't want
0:38.7	you to be alone tonight I want you to cheat without a fight when you're in the bed
0:43.7	with my favorite guy I hide myself and try not cry I love you lady but I won't
0:49.6	lie my therapist even wonders why I have a cut, cut crush on you.
0:54.8	I have a cut, cut crush on you.
0:57.7	I hide in the closet and let you do what you do.
1:02.1	I have a cut, cut, crush on you.
1:04.2	I have a cut, cut crush on you. Grab a man and let's paint the town.
1:19.6	I'll stay in the corner and watch it all go down.
1:21.6	I promise not to make a sound while you a neighbor ground and pound.
1:26.6	It's so lovely to be your man i can't do what
1:31.0	the other guys can but when you're happy i feel grand he can be your lion i'll be your lamb i have a
1:37.3	cup cup crush on you i have a cup cup crush on you i hide in the closet and let you do what you do i have a cup cup, crush on you. I hide in the closet and let you do what you do.
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