To my sister, she was like,

I recently met a new friend, ironically enough,

her name's Taylor.

I think she could be your future wife.

So were you team Jacob or team Edward?

I was team Edward.

I took a couple hangs, but then I ended up making them move.

You made the first move?

No way.

She likes to say that.

It was tough being a sharp boy and being the actor kid.

Usually when people are making fun of you

or you're getting bullied in school,

there's usually a reason.

And it's because you're doing something right.

Leaving our first date, there was a hot brought scene.

There's 30 flashes going off and you can't see what you're trying to drive.

So it's a very scary thing.

What's up, dudes?

And welcome back to the Home Plan podcast.

I feel like that was pretty good.

That was great.

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