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We Have Concerns

Tat the Scales

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

News, Science, Society & Culture, Culture, Comedy, Internet, Pop, Games, Gadgets

4.92K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2017

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

A huge fish covered in ‘tattoos’ has been caught in the Philippines. Where you would expect plain scales, the fish has intricate blue designs of a crown and a shield, lettering and entwined plant leaves instead. But why? Only Jeff and Anthony can possibly unravel this mystery: The mystery of the tattooed fish.

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0:00.0

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0:14.3

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0:30.3

There's a lot of welcome to our Anglo-File podcast. It's called We Have Concerned.

0:34.3

Hi Jeff Ganada. Hi Anthony Carbony. Hello concerned citizen. You know sometimes Anthony were

0:39.3

tasked not just with analyzing a story and working through the scientific method. Sometimes

0:46.1

Anthony it is our job, much like Sherlock Holmes to solve a mystery. Sometimes the people bring

0:54.2

us the mystery and we have to sift through the evidence and come up with plausible explanations

1:01.3

for the unexplainable. And I feel terrible for those people especially all the ones where we never

1:05.2

found their children. And I just want to reiterate and I just I have to bring this up.

1:11.4

We are not detectives. No, we are neither detectives nor are we scientists. We're not even a group

1:19.1

of rag tag underground mercenaries that you can hire to save your situation when no one else can

1:25.5

help. If I were to list off all of the qualities that you need to be one of those sort of like

1:31.3

underground teams, the muscle we do not have not not at all the intellect we do not have charisma.

1:37.0

Nope. The hacker. Oh god. We don't have the hacker. Not a one of us. We don't have the con man.

1:41.3

We don't have the getaway driver or the car. We don't even have a car. No.

1:45.8

You know what days I'm going to get a car. If no one else can help, we also can't help. Yeah, but I

1:51.0

mean we'll try because we're very often not busy. It's likely that if no one else can help

1:57.5

chances are we're not going to be able to do any better than that. No one else can help and

2:00.6

refuses to put in any effort. Well, we'll put in some effort. Right. We'll at least give you the

2:05.5

effort. The results may vary. Anyway, a lot of those children are probably dead. There's a very

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