Are you ready?

Jamie Markley, David Van Camp, and Scott Robbins.

We just become best friends.

Yep.

Making sense of it all.

Now I get it.

And having some fun.

Lighten up, Francis.

This is the Markley, Van Camp, and Robbins show.

All right, let's do it.

The Markley Van Camp and Rodden Show.

Jamie Markley, David Van Camp, Scott Robbins.

Yo, man.

These Texas Democrats still at it?

This is still in the news cycle.

Yeah, we're ready to fight.

We leave the state, but we're ready to fight. Yeah. We're not only going to punch you back, but we are going to knock you out. Oh, yeah. We are ready to fight. Fire with fire. No but a knife to the gunfight. We are ready to bring the fire, bring the heat. This is not the Democratic Party of your grandfather, right? Which would bring a pencil to a knife fight. We're bringing a knife to a knife fight.

This is an all-out war and everything is on the table.

This is Dorkfest, 25.

This is, as a Texan, this is freaking embarrassing.

This isn't your granddad's Democrat party. No, if it was my granddad's Democrat Party, they might win an election. Yeah. And they'd be ready to go bare knuckle. Oh, yeah. Tell my grandpa to bring a pencil? Nah. No. That's not going to happen. No. I was thinking about the same thing about my grandfather. Like, wow, yeah, there would be a different situation there.

Oh, yeah.

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