So I had to go around the country and educate people about what immigrants do for this country or the fact that we are a country of immigrants.

Right, right.

I doubt it.

The fact is ain't none of y'all trying to go and farm right now.

It's not against the law.

Fuck you.

Okay, so I'm lying.

Raise your hands.

You're not.

You're not.

We done picking cotton. We are. You can't pay us enough to find a

plantation. You're serious. You America hating communist pig. Bingo. In this world, there's two

kinds of people, my friend. those with loaded guns and those who dig.

Broadcasting from a Montana Wilderness Fortress at the headwaters of the Missouri.

This is Matt Christensen Live.

Hello and welcome to the show. This is Matt Christensen live for Wednesday, April

9th, 2025. Thank you for tuning in. Bear with the voice. I'm losing it a little bit, but hopefully it'll hang on.

My friend Frank from quite frankly is back for his monthly appearance. One week delayed because last week was Frank's birthday. Happy birthday, Frank.

Thank you. Thank you so much. It's good to be back. Once again, a little bit of a late launch, but I don't, because we've had

various comedic tech issues in some of your last minute, uh, entrances in prior iterations of

this stream, I want to relieve Frank of any blame. That was on, I'll take the blame for that,

even though once again, I'm going to point the finger at restream for some nonsense. But, you know, late and gay, one minute late. Two, and I showed up at 858. Usually I show up at least the last four months, I feel like. I've shown up at 859 and 35 seconds. So Frank was early tonight, and I just want that on the record so that there's no speculation

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