What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I've ever heard.

At no point in your rambling, incoherent response,

would you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

Everyone in this room is now dumb enough for having listened to it.

I award you no points and the god have mercy on your soul. Hey everybody welcome to the episode to catch my name is Nick my name is Paul

I'm Josh. We got a special guest his name is

All right today's topic so you're walking down the street right and it's like a normal day in your life

Right and a fucking magic portal opens up. Oh, and I just walk into it

We you wear a little step through it because you're like oh shit a magic portal, but then like my interest is peaked

Okay, so you walk through

And on the other side you're transported to medieval times

So I'm sure many of the times not the restaurant. I'm Black Knight. The question is, what's the first thing?

Oh, I thought you meant like, you were just like,

well, I get there on Black Knight.

It's the way to become Martin Lawrence Black Knight.

So yeah, it is, we were like a kid in King Arthur's court maybe.

No, yeah.

It's like you will, or Army of Darkness kind of thing.

So what's the first thing you do in Medieval Times?

Well, I don't want to go to last thing

because the first thing I was going to do

was I was going to make references

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