If you could get rid of everything bad about banks and build one from scratch,

you'd build a different kind of bank.

One that has actual people you can talk to 24-7, not robots,

doesn't invest in fossil fuels, charges no extra fees for spending abroad,

and definitely doesn't close before you finish work.

You'd build tools to help manage bills, teach kids good money habits, and give interest on personal and joint accounts.

So what would that look like?

Starling Bank, the bank built for you.

Hello and welcome back to the cancelled podcast.

I want to do it together now because we've been doing it together in the live shows.

Is it so weird for you to like sit down and do this now because of the live shows?

Like it is for me. Sort of. My favorite thing of the live shows like it is for me sort of my favorite thing about the

live shows is really like that it's live like that we can just like talk fucking shit you know like you

can say anything expose anyone names yeah but we do that do that anyway, we just cut it later.

I guess that's true.

It's just still like more unhinged and like offensive and

shit so now I have to get like dial it back to like this lives forever mode.

Yeah, you know. I get it. We've been on tour. We have been on tour. It has been like so crazy like just crazy. It's only been like a little over a week. Is that not the craziest thing?

You have to be making that up. You have to be lying to me. No, I'm not. It's been like probably two weeks. I've lost all concept of time. What was our first day? It was New Orleans. New Orleans, but I wish I knew the actual date of it. Let's see what it was. But it was like really recently like even

that I was like one week just passed like a few days ago. I was posting photos

from New Orleans and I was like that feels like a fucking year ago. I know it's

crazy because it's like you don't realize like I know it

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