Talking Lamar - Stop Thief, I'm Getting Married (Airdate 9/12/2025)

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🗓️ 12 September 2025

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Today's Oddcast - Talking Lamar - Stop Thief, I'm Getting Married (Airdate 9/12/2025)

Lamar and Carla's wedding day was a day full of emotions. Not only was Lamar marrying his best friend, but someone decided to steal cash and gift cards from gift table. The twist is...only one person had access to this area.

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0:00.0	Welcome to this Canubule with just a touch of outlawry lesson. I mean, I'm sorry. Let me do it again. Welcome to this Canubi. Canubial, Canubal. Canubrible. All right, stop. Stop, stop, stop, stop. Canubial. Are we talking about like marital stuff? Canubial. Yeah, okay. All right. It's the more you say it, the more, the wronger it sounds.
0:21.4	I know, I more, the wronger it sounds.
0:21.4	I know, I know, I know.
0:25.6	Like the name of a pet of somebody.
0:28.3	Oh, come here, Canubial.
0:30.0	Yeah.
0:30.8	Welcome to this connubial.
0:34.0	God.
0:34.6	Why do I pick these freaking words?
0:37.7	You're the one doing it to yourself.
0:39.3	I know.
0:40.0	I know.
0:41.9	Welcome to this connubial with just a touch of outlawry episode of Talking Lamar.
0:49.1	Today, I'm talking about my wedding to my smoking hot wife and the plundering of our wedding gifts. Let's get to it. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? Sorry, I forgot what I was talking about. What are you talking about? I am talking to you. That's just what I was talking about. It's talking Lamar. Facts, Sherry, both of you were at our wedding, so I think you can verify a good time was had by all. Oh, absolutely. It was so fun. It was such a great wedding. It was cool. It was cool planning it. It was at a beautiful venue. I'm not going to say the name of the venue because of what happened. And I don't, you know, I don't want to give them any kind of adverse publicity.
1:29.1	It wasn't really, wasn't their fault.
1:31.2	But when we sat down, you know, we went with them to plan it out and we had an invitation
1:35.1	count of 125 RSVPs and the venue said, well, if you've got 125, we should probably set up about 75 or 80, you know, set up for about 75 or 80.
1:48.2	And I said, why? I said, oh, we do this all the time because not everybody's going to come.
1:54.1	I said, I've got 125 RSVP. She goes, I know, I know, but they all won't come. I said, you don't know me. You don't know my people.
2:05.7	I said, let me say something. When I say I'm having a party and I'm furnishing a live band, liquor, and food, my people show.
2:16.9	I said, so I need 125 places to sit.
2:22.2	She goes, I'm trying to help you here.
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