Welcome to this immaculate, pristine, and somewhat uncomfortable episode of Talking Lamar.

Today, I'm talking about the wonders of the ownership of a but day.

Let's get to it.

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

Sorry, I forgot what I was talking about.

What are you talking about?

I am talking to you.

That's just what I was talking about. It are you talking about? I am talking to you. That's just what I was talking about.

It's talking Lamar.

If you are a regular listener to the Bob and Sherry show, you know one of the subjects that I'm not a big fan of is anything concerning the bathroom and what goes on in there.

And of all the said bodily functions that are quite normal to all humans,

and none of which I like to discuss.

Carla, my smoking hot wife, has her own bathroom, and I have my own bathroom.

And I make it my life's mission that we keep it that way and keep them separate. That's the way I roll. But years ago, I had heard about this mysterious

and never talked about subject of the bidet because a long time ago, we didn't know anything about them here in this country.

But I first heard about it, I thought it was crazy.

Now, if you're not familiar with what a bidet is, in the past,

it was like a standalone plumbing fixture that resembled like a low sink. And before I had ever seen or heard

of a bidet, I stayed at a place that actually had one. And it was sitting a couple of feet away from

the toilet. And honestly, it looked like a water fountain for short people.

And I thought, what a strange place to put something that looks like that.

...