Sam Smith Radio slowly filling up Zoe's Wankbank. Yeah! Hey everybody, and welcome to this week's episode of Shut Up a Second. I'm Jackson Bailey. I'm Zoe Bellotto. I'm Joel Dusha. And I'm George DeMerellis. Today's topic is talking animal movies, but not animated ones, ones like Homeward Bound. But not. I'm talking with a man's voice. I'm a dog, but also a real dog.

I'm a dog, but also Tim Allen.

The Shaggy dog.

Um, if you, um, were an animal, well, okay, maybe bad question. Choose an animal and then choose the kind of voice that animal will have. I'm going to say bulldog, and it's going to talk like a guy from the Bronx. Because all bulldogs talk like they're a guy from the Bronx in the world of talking animal movies. You know what I mean? Poodles are always French. Poodles are always French and sexy as hell. Yeah, in talking dog movies, all the dogs want to fuck poodles. Yeah, like, it is established that dogs are the, poodles are the most fuckable dog. Not dogs are the sexiest. It is established that of all the animals. I'm like in real life. I want to fuck. Dogs are up there. No, but poodles, the sexiest dog. Prove otherwise, you can't. I want a pug voiced by Nick Offerman. Oh, that's all. Yes, that would be so good. I think John Mullaney at the start of his latest special, like, he's got his own little French bulldog there, and he's just like, its name is Petunia, and it's real cute, and it's like, wish me like Petunia, and then it just got this old French woman that smoked too many cigarettes, just being like, you'll die soon. And it's just, I was like, that's the voice a French bulldog would have. Yeah, that's true. That's a good, that's a good voice for a French bulldog right there.

What does a French bulldog look like?

Remind me?

They're,

they're like small as pugs. Yeah. But have a big head. They're really cute. That's awesome. I'll get up. I think there's... Do you know what a Boston Terrier looks like? because they look very soon.

Oh, okay, yeah, yeah.

I think that in Talking Dog movies,

that there are certain,

this is something I've had in my head for a while.

We... Okay, yeah, yeah. I think that in talking dog movies, that there are certain, this is something I've had in my head for a while. We have... We have... Yeah, it does. We have dog stereotypes with... Oh, yeah, I know that dog. Yeah, that's kind of... I agree. That's an old French lady. I know what they look like. Oh, I was just helping you about. But yeah, don't you think we...

I was already there.

Don't you think we have dog stereotypes? Like, there are good dogs and bad dogs in our brain. Like, a golden retriever is a protagonist always. Yeah. It's because it's so friendly. Yeah, but a great dame? Bad guy. Villum. Any dog with not much hair

villain

German Shepherd

German's always a bad guy

It's always a tiny Nazi dog

Yeah

German Shepard Bad guy. Villum. Any dog with not much hair? The German Shepherd?

German's always a bad guy. It's always a tiny Nazi dog. Yeah. German Shepherd's a big. It's a big Nazi dog. I know what a German Shepherd looks like. Do you? It doesn't sound like you do. Zoe, recall a German Shepherd. Zoe, recalling. It's a pointy face. That's a good callback. And whatever the fluffy dog is, he's always an idiot. You know that dog? He's got like fluff in his eyes? Yeah. We see that dog and we're like, you fucking stupid shit. I don't know why. I would want those big dogs with the rolls? Oh, you mean of Sharpay?

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