We are live always start the show with an oh shit

Yes, make sure the kids aren't around you see that's what I fucked up last time

Why because I didn't start with an oh shit before we had the little intro before you lost half the audience

I know I fuck it up our podcast number. What is it 19?

Yeah, we just start with profanity every time instead of saying we're live just like cock bullshit fuck ass

That's pretty much what I do

Made it eclipse somewhere me doing sound checks and when I do sound checks in the field

I say like my balls are on fire or like I have cancer or I'm gonna

I'm gonna put aids in your mouth in your sleep and he records them sometimes and he has a funny montage with me sound checking

Because it's fucking horrible

I sound like the most disgusting. I make Tucker max look like fucking and rice

Yes, I know who and rice is a great analogy. Okay. I know. Yeah, I wish I was a little quicker on it though

All right, what do we got going on here? So Tom is in New York

Zack and Thad went to San Francisco to shoot big muscle boom, which leaves us with the Nino

Hola the Chris and the Bam what is happening world

See Bam is gonna save us because John Hennessey was supposed to come in

He is it Stephen Tyler's house right now. He's delivering the venom GT spider

So he's like he texted me for and he was like I want to be there

But I'm really scared that if I don't drive around with him in this car for at least like two hours

He's gonna kill himself in it

But Hennessey car kills Stephen Tyler. What an American idol do Bam come come down look at my screen

I can't move my computer because I have my shitty old laptop right now

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