Tales from Crestfall: The Deceitful Bones

Death by Dying

Evening Post Productions

Drama, Fiction, Comedy Fiction

4.8 • 660 Ratings

🗓️ 16 October 2019

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Gather 'round... The Obituary Writer is in his finest tweed jacket and ready to share his favorite folktale from Crestfall, Idaho lore. Support Us Today: https://www.patreon.com/deathbydyingpod Find and support our sponsors at: fableandfolly.com/partners Credits: Writer and Director - Evan Gulock Producer and Voiceover Director - Niko Gerentes Music - Chris Cozzi, Steven O'Brien, ErikMMusic, Cinematicwaves, and Scott Buckley Obituary Writer/Button-Eyed Raven - Evan Gulock Desmond Drear - Stephen Wilkes The Angel of Death - Lauren Denby The Drunken Rockstar Priest - Felix Trench The Centipede Prince - Jordan Cornwell The Decent Devil - River Kanoff The Deceitful Bones - Niko Gerentes Credits and Transcript: https://deathbydyingpod.com/tfc-01 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey guys, this is Evan Gulak.
0:02.3	And I'm Nico Jurentis.
0:03.9	Before the show begins, we just wanted to say a big thank you to all of you.
0:08.7	It's been a year since season one of Death by Dying was released, and we're just so overwhelmed
0:13.8	and grateful by your continued support.
0:16.5	So with that said, thank you.
0:18.9	If you're a fan of the show, consider supporting us on Patreon.
0:22.5	Our patrons help us keep the lights on, compensate our actors for their phenomenal performances,
0:27.5	and gets us even closer to the release of our second season.
0:30.7	Ooh!
0:31.5	I know, it's on its way.
0:33.3	Just go to deathby-dyingpod.com and click the banner at the top.
0:37.1	And now, without further ado, we hope you enjoy our first ever tale from Crestfall, The Deceitful Bones.
0:47.1	Hello, I am the obituary writer of this foxy town of Crestfall, Idaho. And this is a tale from Crestfall.
1:08.4	As an obituary writer and amateur fanatic of Idaho history,
1:12.6	I thought I would direct your attention to an utter classic,
1:16.6	a story that has stood the test of time and passed it with flying colors.
1:22.6	It is both hauntingly miserable and fun for the whole family. I present to you the quintessential
1:30.0	crestfallen folk tale, the deceitful bones. Desmond Drear was a man of
1:40.8	incessant vanity and repugnant egocentism. No one could be better than him,
1:47.0	not even death. In fact, just to prove it, he had gotten rather good at cheating death.
1:53.0	The trick was to almost die. Take your second to last breath, but never the last.
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