Tale as Old as Slime

We Have Concerns

Anthony Carboni/Jeff Cannata

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4.9 • 2K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2014

⏱️ 20 minutes

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US Customs and Border Security confiscated 67 of the world's largest snails at Los Angeles International airport, on their way from Nigeria to San Dimas, California. Which, of course, leads Anthony and Jeff to ponder the horrors of 8 inch long snails, and what in the world someone might want with 35 pounds of them. Hey! If you're enjoying the show, please take a moment to rate/review it on whatever service you use to listen. Here's the iTunes link: http://bit.ly/wehaveconcerns Jeff on Twitter: http://twitter.com/jeffcannata Anthony on Twitter: http://twitter.com/acarboni Article: http://laweekly.com/informer/2014/07/15/worlds-largest-snails-seized-at-lax

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0:00.0	One of my favorite lenses in the movie is the get out of the car in front of the building
0:21.0	and the crowd, the frong of people are cheering and Vangmin gets out and goes, Ray stands,
0:28.2	the heart and soul of the ghost busters. And I always wanted to be described as the heart
0:32.3	and soul of something. You're kind of the heart and soul of this podcast. Well, thank
0:35.8	you. I finally achieved that dream. Thank you, Anthony Carboni. Absolutely. You're
0:39.0	welcome, Jeff Canada. This is we have concerns. You brought a naked concern today. I have
0:43.7	a major concern about this. So speaking of things of a, a normally large size, there's
0:51.0	some big ass snails that will cause there's some, you think you've seen big ass snails?
0:55.9	Yeah, these are big ass snails. These are eight feet long. No, they're not eight feet
1:01.8	long. Eight inches long. They're eight inches. Okay. It felt like eight feet. It looks
1:06.9	like you're bringing me a story about eight foot snails. Then we would share this concern.
1:10.6	I don't know that I share this concern with you. So okay, eight inches long and five inches
1:14.3	in diameter, 67 of these bad boys. Yeah. We're flown in to Los Angeles to LAX from Lagos,
1:23.4	Nigeria. And just on vacation, like on a group tour. They were like, Hey, no, we're never
1:29.2	been. Got for you. Listen, if we all buy into the plane at once, we get a discount airfare,
1:35.8	we get to go see Los Angeles. Oh, we're not bringing the cousins. Are we? We're bringing
1:40.5	everybody the more people, 67 of us, all of us. We're going to Los Angeles. Well, you know,
1:45.3	it's going to take a while. We're round up everybody. We're not a fast people. Oh, meet
1:49.4	you guys at the airport in seven and a half weeks. Dude, dude, dude. Yeah, this journey
1:54.9	started in 1974. Yeah. They just arrived. One one snail family dream. Oh, it's the new
2:03.1	Disney movie on American snail. So no joke. 67 of these guys were apprehended by our
2:10.8	customs and border protection department. Did somebody try to bring these in a bag on
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