Taking Your Calls On Valenti's Lack Of Understanding About Costco
The Valenti Show
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🗓️ 9 May 2025
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Tiger Baseball conversation coming up at three. |
| 0:02.4 | We'll get a little NFL factor fiction at 245. |
| 0:05.4 | I've discovered I'm Matt Damon and the Martian. |
| 0:08.4 | I'm the only person without a Costco membership. |
| 0:11.1 | And it's the kickoff to smoking season. |
| 0:13.4 | Who are we kidding? |
| 0:14.3 | It's man season. |
| 0:15.5 | It's going to be nice. |
| 0:16.3 | Power watchers coming out this weekend. |
| 0:18.6 | And these guys looked at me like I was insane because I don't have a Costco membership. |
| 0:22.4 | So that could happen. |
| 0:24.0 | You didn't tell me it was basically a barbecue supply store. |
| 0:27.1 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:28.3 | Okay. |
| 0:29.8 | I'm not looking at you. |
| 0:31.2 | David, I'm looking at you and Kenny. |
| 0:33.6 | And by the way, guys, behind the glass, if you happen to purchase a large assortment of meat and you cut it up at home, you can vacuum seal it, put it in your deep freezer. |
| 0:45.3 | Do you want to stock in this company? |
| 0:46.9 | When you're ready, you don't, it's already there. |
| 0:50.1 | It's already at the house. |
| 0:50.9 | You can precede it. |
| 0:51.5 | Let me guess. |
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