Welcome to the Total Soccer Show and a show we like to call Take It Or Leave It's Simple.

You send your hot soccer takes to us and we take them or we leave them.

Today we're assessing hot, hot takes about Emma Hayes, flashy expensive wingers, Italian club crests and much, much more. My name's Ryan Bailey, joining me today, your friend, my friend, Taylor Rockwell. Hello, Taylor. Hello, my friend Ryan Bailey. Good to be here. Very good to have you indeed, so also here Joseph Lowry. Hello, Joe. Hello, co-friend Ryan Bailey and co-friend Taylor Rockwell and preemptively co-friend Graham Ruthven. Hello, casual acquaintance, Joe Lowry. Hello, Grand Rutherland.

Savage.

Hello, Ryan.

How are you? Have you caught that cat that walked over the... This has been on my mind for the last day or so. Have you caught that cat that walked over the top of your car earlier this week? Yeah, for context for the listener, I have a ring camera in my garage, and a cat, a neighbor's cat, walked all over my nice car and stood on the

roof when I opened the door to inspect it. Have you got like traps set up now? Like lots of

little toy mice dotted around and plates of lasagna to catch this cat. Yeah. Now I was going to make a

politically related joke which I'm not going to do on this feed right now, Graham.

But yes, the cat will no longer be a problem. Don't eat the cat. I won't eat the cat. I won't eat the crap. No. I am an immigrant to the US at this point, Graham. But I will not make the line I was going to make because I am bigger than that. Barely. Patreon.com slash total fucker show is where you'll find out bonus content. bonus episodes, bonus video content.

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about you chasing this cat it's what the audience demands the audience being me do it okay hunter

the cat will get its own video at some point there we go uh also i'm

heading to charlotte fc this weekend i'll do a video there lots of video lots of bonus content

and access to our discord server where all the cool kids are hanging up patreon dot com slash total

soccer show the best way to support this here endeavor joe just to clarify you're much more than

the casual acquaintance to me. Just see you know.

Okay.

Thank you.

You're welcome.

All right, let's get to our hot takes, shall we?

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