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🗓️ 10 October 2025
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is The Guardian. |
| 0:09.4 | Claire worked in the marketing department for an up-and-coming artisan bakery. |
| 0:14.7 | Unfortunately, the artisan bakery in question was so up-and- coming. Nobody actually knew it existed. |
| 0:22.3 | But then she had the really good idea to use Canva to create a business plan. |
| 0:27.4 | It looked good. |
| 0:28.9 | Really, really good. |
| 0:30.7 | Their investors thought so too. |
| 0:33.0 | And now their hotcakes are selling like, well, exactly. |
| 0:37.7 | Thanks, Canva. Hello everyone, it's like, well, exactly. Thanks, Canber. |
| 0:39.2 | Hello everyone, it's me, Joel Domit. |
| 0:41.9 | You've heard of the Baffles, the Oscars, the Grammys. |
| 0:44.2 | Well, we've got a brand new award show for you. |
| 0:47.0 | It's our new podcast and the award goes to, |
| 0:50.0 | where each week I invite a guest to host their very own award show, |
| 0:53.5 | dishing out five awards across five categories made just for them. |
| 0:58.3 | From best song ever written and best meal deal combination to best feeling in the world, |
| 1:03.6 | each week we'll hand out a fresh batch of made-up awards |
| 1:06.5 | with some of the biggest names in comedy and entertainment choosing the winners. |
| 1:10.7 | So join me, Joel Domit, for And the Award Goes 2, presented by Argos, on all podcast apps and YouTube. |
| 1:22.6 | Welcome to The Guardian Long Read, showcasing the best long-form journalism covering culture, politics and new thinking. |
| 1:29.3 | For the text version of this and all our long reads, go to the Guardian.com forward slash long read. |
| 1:38.3 | Take away our language and we will forget who we are. |
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