Oh, no associate this firm has ever failed the bar exam.

No kidding.

I just know that you were going to kick that bar's butt out of here you know you know You come in here with a skull full of mush, you leave thinking like a lawyer.

My staff has flunked the bar exam six times.

You graduated from law school six years ago.

What have you been doing since?

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This is week seven. I'm Thomas. That's Matt. How are you doing Matt? I'm having a great day Thomas. I just got to do one of my very favorite things which is

Attend a citizenship interview with somebody that I met in detention. It was about to be deported about seven years ago.

Wow.

Just career highlight, one of my favorite things to do.

And it was actually, it was the interviewer's first citizenship exam, so it was a good time for everybody

involved. Huh.

Yeah, you know, we've talked about maybe it would be fun to slip in some citizenship exam

questions here and there in the future.

That'd be fun.

I don't know. I might have my citizenship taken away though if we do that.

No, I think you'll be all right. I actually thought of you because it came out the other day that

Malanya Trump's mother could not answer the very very popular question, what is the rule of law what is the rule of law is a question that is a question as a citizenship question yeah and my client answered it beautifully today what is, this is not multiple choice, this is like essay?

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