Oh, no associate this firm has ever failed the bar exam.

No kidding.

I just know that you were going to kick that bar's butt out of here you know

you know You come in here with a skull full of mush, you leave thinking like a lawyer.

My staff has flunked the bar exam six times.

You graduated from law school six years ago.

What have you been doing since?

Studying for the ball.

Welcome to opening arguments. The podcast where a comedian takes lawyers to court. Don't take ethics advised from Alan Dershowitz.

Hello and welcome to opening arguments.

This is T3BE. Thomas takes the bar exam. It's's week number four can you believe it's been

that long I'm Thomas and that's Matt how you doing Matt E all of the above he's really grasped the concept everybody. He's totally trained up. It's been a month.

I only answer questions and multiple choice answers now. I'd say maybe you're going too far,

you know, like you can scale it back? B? No. Okay.

Because that would not be a proper answer.

So I've also got some exciting news which is that we're going to bring back the

Patreon shoutouts for the Hall of Famer's. which is that we're going to bring back the Patreon

shoutouts for the Hall of Famer's.

What this was for anyone who wasn't familiar

is at the $5 level and above

and you have to do it for a whole month.

So I'm excited to do those first shoutouts later on this episode. So that said I think we'd better pause for the non-patron ad break and then get to the answers from last week's show.

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