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Don't Blame Me!

SYNT: GO BACK TO FLORIDA

Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2024

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

This week, Meghan and Melisa are navigating life's highs and lows (and test results). While Meghan isolates (again) with Covid, Melisa gets her fangirl fix at a Richard Linklater talk, witnesses her friend's dramatic Lifetime debut (as an incel!), and navigates family dynamics over a delicious spread. Plus, cutest nephew moment alert! And just when Meghan escapes the clutches of Omicron, Melisa finally listens to Taylor Swift's latest album. Will Meghan ever get out of quarantine? Can Melisa resist the streets? Join the chaos and laughter on this week's episode! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hello everybody welcome back to see you next Tuesday you've got a guest host.

0:09.2

I was gonna say maybe you shouldn't start talking because they're like who the hell is this I have

0:14.1

started a podcast that I don't even know what the hell this is this is not who I

0:20.1

came to listen to it is though It's just Megan with COVID. Again, motherfuckers. If you haven't followed

0:28.8

my Instagram story, a lot of people were like, oh don't worry, you can test positive again like after, like, you don't need to test positive,

0:35.4

like if you're feeling fine, and I was like, oh no, the plus is like, I'm not feeling fine.

0:39.2

And here's the thing, people come on my, like, not everyone, everyone it's like it's literally like six

0:44.6

people with like 15 accounts or it's probably actually two people with 15 accounts

0:48.8

do you know that you that you can now check for the spam once and see who's double made them?

0:55.0

Yeah because that you can block every account they've made.

0:59.0

Yeah.

1:00.0

It's been very helpful.

1:01.0

Also like it just shows like in your people that follow you, it like shows at the top.

1:07.4

These are spam, these are things that we believe are spam accounts.

1:10.3

Oh, I need, I need to, I need to dive into that.

1:13.4

Oh yeah.

1:14.4

But so those select few people are like,

1:17.6

God, this bitch is always sick and she's fucking always complaining.

1:20.3

And so like, you know, they make me self-conscious so I'm like, I'm not going to come

1:23.4

So like literally I was like Monday I was like damn I feel like I'm kind of getting sick but I was like Megan

1:27.4

Don't don't talk about like you're fine like you don't have to share that and And so, you know, I kept that to myself. And then on Tuesday I woke up and I was like, no, I'm like,

1:37.5

fucking sick. Like, I feel like shit. So I took a COVID test, I tested positive. And everybody's like, no, no unless you're sick and I was like oh actually here's the thing like I am like I totally got sick like if we got a fever and chills like I'm sweating and shaking and like my throat is sore I'm snorting up something something rancid.

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