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Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Synced: M+R or L+D

Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard

Armchair Umbrella

Tv & Film, Music, Comedy

4.668.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

In this episode of Synced, Monica and Liz evaluate their wedding-to-funeral ratio, Monica talks about humiliating her dad and Dax joins the two, which instigates potty humor and a significant battle. They discuss listener questions on how to date as a single parent and how to fall out of “love” with a celebrity. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

Who was here, like a very short money, it was me, I'm smallest, this is really exciting.

0:26.7

We have a lot to talk about today. Before we even get into our questions. Welcome to Los Angeles.

0:34.2

Thank you. You live here now. It's hard for you to even say. Let's talk about it.

0:39.8

Oh God. I mean, are you going to cry? Yeah, I've cried all week and I was just telling Rob,

0:46.5

I had last episode of friends vibes of the empty apartment, but there were no friends because I

0:51.6

banned anyone from saying goodbye to me. Oh, you did. You hate gobyes? Really bad at gobyes.

0:57.8

Even like leaving a party or ending a conversation, I have a lot of issue with just being like,

1:03.2

this is it. See you. Yeah. And got really emotional. It was like 10 years in New York. There's like a

1:08.8

numerical effect, which I think is always interesting. That's science. It is. It's like a completion.

1:16.1

Because in Punjabi weddings, my friend Colmo told me, and I started to cry when she told me,

1:20.2

obviously, she was like, no, because, you know, have funerals in Western cultures,

1:24.4

everyone's in black, everyone's like, very sad. Yeah. I always have wanted to create a cool

1:29.6

funeral playlist, like a very happy one where I wanted to be a celebration. And I feel like

1:33.9

in Indian weddings and particularly Punjabi culture, it's more of a celebration than like a morning.

1:39.2

I mean, there is morning, but there's also a celebration for the funerals or the wedding.

1:43.1

The funerals. Okay, because you said weddings a couple of times. I say wedding. Yeah, and I'm tied.

1:47.2

I'm out of it. I think you're conflating the two because it is weddings. That's how I view.

1:53.4

That's a purerian slip. So basically, Colmo was like, it's a completion. A funeral is like,

1:58.8

you've completed this life. And now you're moving on to, and then I started to cry because I was

2:02.7

like, I'm complete. What a wonderful time that I've had. I moved to this country. I didn't know

2:07.6

anybody met people who became really like family. And then I have family here too. New chapter,

2:13.2

new chapter, new characters, new season, new writers. I love all of that. Now I'm realizing it

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