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Hello, hello, this is fake the nation where we talk about news, we talk about culture, and where we record bonuses on a Sunday morning with a raspy voice because folks we go hard on

democracy and we go hard on upper respiratory infections what what I'm your host Nakeen Upper Respiratory Infections. What, what?

I'm your host, Nakein Farsad, and yeah, I am sick.

Who gives a fuck?

Because we got to win an election, motherfuckers.

And we're doing a quick little bonus here with one of my all-time

favorites are a fantastic friend and there's a dog hair on the mic okay sorry

but Nari's wondering why I'm like haying at the mic. Okay, sorry. But nowi's wondering why I'm like haying at the mic. I'm here with one of my all-time

favorites. Bonari Lee-Poulton, hey Bonari. Hey, Bonari.

Hey, Naguen, I love you and your dog hair mic.

And everything about Jews and Muslims coming today

on the Christians day of the Lord.

Not ours.

We've already done it.

You guys are behind the curve. We've already done it. You guys are behind the curve. We've already knocked out our Sabbath.

Did you know? We did. We totally knocked out our Sabbath. By the way, like did you know that in Iran,

those poor bastards go to school like basically like five and a half days a week like

they don't have unions six days a week they don't have unions so as we invented the weekend

yeah yeah I remember like I was like why? as we invented the weekend. Yeah, yeah.

I remember like, I was like,

why do you guys have this extra day school that's awful?

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