Sweary driving instructors and Tiff in a Suzuki Carry

Smith and Sniff

Jonny Smith and Richard Porter

Top Gear, Road Trips, 5th Gear, The Grand Tour, Leisure, Cars, Automotive, Improv, Comedy

5 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 5 June 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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In the second live recording from Bristol, Jonny and Richard answer audience questions. Topics covered include mid-life crisis cars, stealing road signs, Motley Crue’s last gig, One Life, Live it stickers, the origins of Choady Shifter, the idea car for reversing from Bristol to Whipsnade safari park, the Oasis swimming pool, features you’d like back on cars, clothes for a Woollarding photo shoot, your most ‘90s car, what you learnt to drive in, sweary driving instructors, what DJ Khalid would drive if he lived in Nottingham, Tiff Needell in a Suzuki Carry, Digby the biggest dog in the world, Clifford alarms, and a cable tie round a fluffy pillow.

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0:00.0	Hey Rich, could you tell me about car and classic, but in 90's Eurobeat? My problem.
0:04.7	If you want to sell your car and get a slice of the action, you can choose a normal item or an online option.
0:12.7	Doesn't matter what you sell and fear or appeal. Every month you're asked in front of a million people.
0:20.7	Ooh, car and classic, ooh, it's so fantastic. Ooh, car and classic, ooh, it's so fantastic.
0:27.7	Smith & Smith is sponsored by car and classic.com.
0:39.7	I'm Richard Porter. I'm Johnny Smith.
0:41.7	And this is Smith & Smith for podcasting which two friends talk about cars live in Bristol.
0:58.7	That's amazing.
0:59.7	We're back.
1:00.7	You need to do the Freddie Mercury warm-up instead of saying red or blue.
1:04.7	You say spolt, they say spolt, you say cherry.
1:07.7	I'm going to say that for later.
1:08.7	Okay, alright.
1:09.7	But we are back. We're back here in Bristol. It's a back-of-factory.
1:13.7	It's a wonderful place. It's a real theatre.
1:15.7	What's more amazing is you're all back.
1:16.7	You all need to see it. Yay!
1:18.7	And so in this show we're going to answer audience questions which you've written down for us.
1:26.7	There's a lot of them.
1:27.7	There's a lot of them.
1:28.7	Paper. I've plucked out one out of random. It's from Dom T or Pom T.
1:33.7	I don't know what they're up to.
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