SWE: Online Dating Lies

Sex With Emily

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.2 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2013

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Emily explains how to navigate through all the online dating lies out there! If he seems too good to be true, he just might be. He's probably not as rich, handsome, tall and dapper as his profile suggests. Here's how to tell the online dating lies from the truth. Also, how to create your own amazing online profile without telling any online dating lies. Can men and women really be friends? Should you ever talk about your ex? Should you send a naked photo to someone? Do men care about lingerie? Or do they just want to see you naked? Are hand jobs really that bad? And when is it time to pick up a hobby other than masturbation? Special offer for my listeners of Online Dating Lies If you are interested in discovering online dating lies and want to change your love life, check out my good friends at Crazy Girl, Masque, and Good Vibrations. Use coupon code GVEmily20 at checkout for 20% off purchases of $100 or more at Good Vibrations. Use coupon code Emily25 at checkout for 25% off your purchase at Crazy Girl. Enjoy, Online Dating Lies!

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0:00.0	Business, leisure.
0:02.0	The scream pop songs are the top of my lungs.
0:04.5	I didn't shave my chest for nothing.
0:06.5	To show my kid I love him, no matter what.
0:09.0	Because some people still don't get it.
0:11.0	Because so many people fought so hard to be able to do this.
0:14.5	To visit every single gay bar in Soho in one night.
0:17.5	Because when I was younger, I never realized I could.
0:20.5	Because we're not going anywhere.
0:22.5	Whatever the purpose of your visit, make yours an original.
0:26.5	Celebrate Pride with British Airways.
0:28.5	A British Original.
0:36.5	Look into his eyes.
0:38.5	They're the eyes of a man obsessed by sex.
0:42.5	Eyes that mock our sacred institutions.
0:45.5	Betrubized they call them in a fight on day.
0:48.5	Hey, Evelyn.
0:49.5	You got a boyfriend?
0:50.5	Because my man E here, he just got his heart broken.
0:52.5	He thinks you're kind of cute.
0:53.5	The girls got her standard online.
0:55.5	And women know about shrinkage.
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