SWE: One Ball Wonder

Sex With Emily

Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.2 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 27 September 2012

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Today Emily helps out a male listener who's severely lacking in confidence, as well as one of his testicles. After returning from a 4th of July trip to Michigan, Emily starts pondering her single life. Good thing she has a "Group Sex" seminar coming up, even if it doesn't involve group sex. Menace takes on short-haired women and feels the wrath of San Francisco's ladies. Topics from listeners include the problems of asking girls out, handjobs, and sex with pregnant women.

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0:00.0	As Nigel opened his Amazon parcel, it was in love at first sight.
0:04.5	Sleek design and effortless cornering.
0:07.2	This vacuum cleaner screamed quality and for a price lower than he ever dreamed.
0:11.8	Five stars from Nigel.
0:15.0	With star reviews from you and star prices from us,
0:18.2	start your search on Amazon today.
0:22.8	Are you sure it's like the ghost is lugging down here called you?
0:27.0	It's all thanks, Helbert. I've been down here plenty of times.
0:31.6	What's that?
0:33.2	Oh, it's nothing. Just people setting off dynamite.
0:36.6	You were 16 months. Now you're 46. That's a 30-year difference.
0:42.4	It's a company!
0:46.4	Oh, no, we're trapped!
0:48.0	Call you a good guy!
0:50.0	Now it does. Hold on, I said, Helbert.
0:52.4	This is the McCaffer and National Seaman Cave System.
0:56.8	So, you dumb it? That means we can lick our way out of here.
1:00.8	It's only 30 or 40 feet of crystallized seaman to the surface.
1:04.8	I wasn't born yesterday, Corgi.
1:06.8	And now we can lick our way out of here. I just can't stay in the tank.
1:11.8	Helbert, you dumb it? Why do you think I packed a month's supply of masked sexual flavor strips?
1:16.8	It tastes good. You can choose from four delicious flavors.
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